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| Endangered species |
At least two critically-endangered Blue-Rosetted Howlers (Kentorii Misanthropus) look set to be removed from their homes in Midway by the end of the year.
They have become increasingly scarce after local residents became tired of the environmental devastation their species has been responsible for, and their distinctive cry of "Cut! Cut! Cut!" is seldom heard these days.
Bosses at the
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| Mr. Sunak - not a keeper |
Mr Sunak hopes his organisation can re-wild as many of its animals as possible, but accepts that they are liable to become virtually extinct within the next year.
“Good thing too,” said incoming director K**r St**mer. “Once this particular pair have been stuffed, we plan to put them on public display in the hope that the general public will forever remember the damage their species has caused and will never ever let them be Kings of the Jungle again…”
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DailyMailBob wrote:
Don't believe a word of it we all know six weeks canvassing before the election
starts people change their mind in big numbers when they realize what starmageddon
will do to this country bankrupt it and let it be invaded you will not put that
x in the box no one's prepared to admit they will still vote conservative
because it's better than lab**r liberal democrats on totally invisible they
will only get an MP because those Tunbridge Wells residents are EU ramonas
that's the only reason they have no policies to help anyone an Canterbury MP
will not get a huge majority she only gets the votes of the students and the
younger folk if all the older and middle aged hard workers come out
conservatives will win it back I'm being practical because I don't support any
of them they are all corrupt even reform farage is not interested anymore so
I'm none of them would get my vote but don't be surprised st**mer will not get
his big majority as he is now smoking about probably you will be surprised it
will probably be a hung parliament and he will be seeking the help of libdems
and SNP when the back stabbing starts and when these politicians show us what
it will be like with a new prime minister you will lose your bottle and not
vote for him that map has not changed from the past lab**r have always one
seats in East Kent and Midway the working class heartlands of Kent so that's
not the surprise is it the more affluent millionaires row in West Kent will
obviously always stay conservative dover and than it for years and Midway
always had lab**r because it is working class and poor areas but they will be
let down by lab**r rest assured nothing will improve for them basically that
maps says east Kent lab**r West Kent conservative nothing has changed sheets in
Midway and Thanet went back to the conservative because lab**r let the working
people down in those constituencies under Tony Bl*ir so be warned you will not
prosper under the red jez and Kier st**mer the same man who got off curry gate
having a curry and a few beers in an office with his colleagues during lockdown
and covid but he got off because his mate told the local Durham constabulary
not to bother the lab**r PCC shame on any of you who dare put your vote on
voting day they do not deserve it from anyone any of them and I know all this is absoutley the truth because I read it in the Daily Mail.
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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
What on earth is this gibberish meant to (this comment has been edited for brevity – Ed)
👎👎👎-1000
DailyMailBob
wrote:
A lab**r councillor said that lab**r will make rich folk or anyone with a big house
who lives alone rent their rooms to the home office at standard rates to save
on hotels for illegal imigrants and said there will be tax and inheritance reprecusdions repercushions charges if you don’t
so welcome to the NEW WORLD OF LAB**R your choice eh and I know this is what will happen because I read the Daily Mail every day
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Pseudocreem 2
wrote:
Comrades, do not vote in the next elections because all political parties are
the same. If no-one vote your Tories will boss, which good news for all big Russian
money in
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NotaToryBot wrote:
I am not going to vote at the next election because all parties are the same but I really hate Lab**r and I hope that if I keep pushing the “all parties are as bad as each other” line then the Tories will win by default.
👍+109
PutinFanBoy wrote:
I have always voted but if a general election came up in the next few months I would spoil my paper because I dont think any of them are fit to lead us we have the tories lead by a man who has suspect tax affairs he should never have been made a leader but then none of the others would have been viable now he wants to make homelessness a criminal offence yet the cost of living crisis is putting more and more on the streets no way that will ever get my vote l**our? No - with St**mer having his strings pulled by Co*byn and R*yner and her dodgy house buying Lib. Dem - slightly better but even tho Davey might not have been responsible for the Post Office scandal he should have made it his business to be fully aware of what was happening reform - No - Farage and his lies about 350 million for our NHS and some of their candidates extreme views on race and ethnicity would never agree with my own beliefs Britain is in such a mess now, maybe we should let a strongman like Putin take charge as democracy has failed in the uk.
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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
Yet more gibberish from an
obviously (this comment has been edited
for brevity – Ed)