Pauline On Politics: This Week - Climate Change

It’s time for a bit more gammon-pleasing click-bait, so once again our political editor Pauline Popkins gives us her fearless and in-depth insights into matters of national concern.

This week: Climate Change.

So, we’ve seen record temperatures around the world in 2023.

Sea temperatures are rising far faster than even the most pessimistic climate change scientists have predicted.

The polar ice caps are melting away at an unprecedented rate.

Extreme weather world-wide now seems to be the norm. Hurricanes, typhoon, drought and flooding are all more intense and more prolonged than at any other time in human history.

The poorest people in the world are living in the planet’s most environmentally sensitive areas and are destroying them to survive.

We’re filling the world’s rivers and seas with toxic waste and poisoning the land as well.

WHO CARES? WE LIVE IN ENGLAND!! WE GET WEATHER, NOT “CLIMATE CHANGE”, STOOPID!!

“Climate Change” is just a bunch of LEFTIE SOCIALIST LIES, made up by leftie socialist scientists who want to destroy all industry and force us all to live in BEARDY-WEIRDIE COMMUNES.

Even that last bastion of truth and common sense, the Daily Mail, has been pushing that woke, lefty, climate-change agenda. Only recently, it quoted some “experts” as saying that Kent’s coastal sea levels are rising and much of the county will be underwater by 2050.

As that great thinker Michael Gove once said, “we’re all tired of hearing from experts”.

SPOT ON, MIKEY!! WHAT DO EXPERTS KNOW?   EH?   EH???

OK, so I’ve taken a load of typically lazy Daily Mail misrepresentations of scientific opinion and then just attacked their misrepresentations. SO WHAT?!  That’s what being a right-wing journalist is all about, isn’t it?

BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW WHAT “CLIMATE CHANGE” IN SOUTHERN ENGLAND IS REALLY BEING CAUSED BY, DON’T WE?     EH??     EH???

THAT'S RIGHT!!!!  IMMIGRANTS!!!  IN BOATS!!!

It’s the SHEER WEIGHT of the numbers of ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS coming into Kent that’s causing the coast to sink so that it FLOODS!!! MILLIONS OF IMMIGRANTS crammed together in five star hotels and detached houses and luxury barges heating the air and CAUSING GLOBAL TEMPERATURES TO RISE!! All of them, breathing in our English oxygen and PUMPING OUT ISLAMIC CARBON DIOXIDE and CAUSING GLOBAL WARMING!!!

IT’S THE DISPLACEMENT CAUSED BY BILLIONS OF SMALL BOATS CROSSING THE CHANNEL EVERY DAY THAT IS CAUSING ENGLISH SEA LEVELS TO RISE!!!

TRILLIONS OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS!!! AND THEY ARE ALL USING TOILETS!!! NO WONDER OUR SEAS AND RIVERS ARE FULL OF SEWAGE!!!

I blame K*ir Starm*r and his bunch of Lab**r socialist snowflake cronies.  What are they doing about the UK’s problems, eh?  NOTHING, AS USUAL.  Just opposing everything.  Always saying “NO!!!”  HATE! HATE!! HATE!!!  BASTARDS!!!!

Deep state communist civil servants left-wing investment bankers bring back Liz wibble wibble evil BBC socialist London metropolitan elite gibber gibber STOP RINGING THOSE BELLS STOP RINGING THOSE BELLS bloody LBGT Guardian-reading tofu-eating wokerati…

There’s only one answer to global warming. ROUND UP ALL THE IMMIGRANTS AND DEPORT THEM ALL TO RWANDA that’s the only language these Islamic Jihadi fifth-columnists understand meep meep bleep whirrr HANDS UP MR. BOSUN I’LL HAVE THE LITTLE BLUE BILLYGOAT bibble babble bobble I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTO OF A MAN SCARAMOUCHE SCARAMOUCHE CAN YOU DO THE FANDANGOOOOH MY GOD my brain’s exploded!!!!

 

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David Simile the Second wrote:

Another clear-sighted and brilliant summary of the number one problem facing the UK today. And yet no-one is listening to us, Pauline. Liz Truss is absolutely right about the communist Deep State and its woke, far-left, anti-UK agenda.

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Kent’s Greatest Prick Ever wrote:

I really cannot see what all of the fuss is about “global warming”. My mansion and my Range Rover are both air-conditioned, after all. As for droughts or water shortages, my swimming pool is always full and I instruct my gardening staff to just ignore any woke, leftist nonsense such as hose pipe bans. Climate change does not affect me in any way, and so it therefore does not exist in my opinion.

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Boring Welsh Tory wrote:

Climate change is a myth promoted by left-wing political activists intent on bringing down our wonderful fossil fuel industry in order to impose their own communist utopia. I know that because I read about it on the Internet.:
The-Elsevier-Book-Of-Right-Wing-Conspiracy-Theories-co.uk

Global temperatures are, in fact, falling and the polar ice caps are growing at an alarming rate
Made-up-climate-data-produced-by-fossil-fuel-companies that-only-dopey-welshsters-believe.co.uk

I live in Wales and whenever I look out of the window of my Mum’s attic where I’ve lived for the past forty years, it’s still raining. That proves that climate isn’t changing.
My-sad-lived-experience-is-universally-applicable.com

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Gonads replied:

Try Googling “sad, pompous, boring, know-all”. It’ll be like looking in a mirror.

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Pseudocreem 2 wrote:

Comrades, do not vote in the next elections because all political parties are all same. If no-one vote then Tories will be boss again which good news for all Russian oligarchs hiding money in UK and dear Mr. Putin.

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