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Thursday, March 14, 2024

The MORON reviews the Steaming Turban Indian Restaurant

Our top restaurant review team ventured out to the Steaming Turban Indian restaurant in Grott Street, Chattingham. A review by our correspondents:

Art. E. Fishall

and

Clint Elligence

Stock picture of curry house

The restaurant was very clean.

The restaurant was very well decorated.

The staff were very helpful and friendly.

The menu offered a wide variety of dishes.

The starter came promptly and was very tasty.

The main meal came promptly and was very tasty.

The pudding came promptly and was very tasty.

The toilets were very clean.

The bill came promptly and was very reasonable.

This is a nice restaurant.

The food is very good and reasonably priced.

We would highly recommend it to anyone.


Comments:

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Gizah Bakandah wrote:

you MORON people crooks we pay top dollar for good review get what five year old might write. You bums, you nothing but (This comment has been edited for brevity – Ed.)

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Kent’s Greatest Prick Ever wrote:

I think this review is highly suspect. Personally I would never eat in a restaurant that didn’t have at least one Michelin Star and I saw no mention of anything like that. Instead, it sounds like the sort of place that members of the ordinary peasantry might frequent and should therefore be avoided like the plague.

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Grey Mondeo Man wrote:

Oh dear, it looks like the MORON’s AI software needs a bit more work on it judging by its output above.  And also in the news...

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David Simile the Second replied:

A typically stupid reply from a typically stupid remoaning socialist La**ur-supporting woke snowflake. Like all lazy parasitic leftist scum, you are a blight on society and as such are unable to hold any sort of discussion without resorting to vile, frothing insults. Crawl away and die, you K**r St**mer-loving, La**urite bum-boy.

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