Local MP attends Easter Service

Stroochester Cathedral

Stroochester MP Kylie Trollhouse was among several local dignitaries attending the traditional photo opportunity at the Easter service held at Stroochester Cathedral today.

Kylie Trollhouse MP: "Blame Lab**r"

“Easter is a very special occasion and we must remember that Christ died for our sins,” said Ms. Trollhouse. “We must also never forget that it was Midway’s Lab**r Council that was responsible for the Crucifixion,” she added.

“Council Leader Vic Marbles banged in the nails that were passed to him by Simon Korma, Midway’s Lab**r Portfolio Holder for Regeneration, while K**r Star**r just washed his hands.”

“Vote Conservative for the Resurrection of Boris Johnson…”

A spokesman for Midway Council just rolled his eyes, shook his head and refused to comment.

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