Pauline On Politics: This Week - The ULEZ

Every week, our political editor Pauline Popkins writes gammony click-bait, a.k.a her fearless and in-depth insights into matters of national concern. This week: London’s Ultra Low Emission Zone charges... 

So, crime is out of control and the police and judiciary have been gutted by 15 years of austerity.

Our key utilities like public transport, energy and water are in the hands of foreigners who have asset-stripped them and then run them into the ground, making us pay more for worse services whilst overseas investors are bleeding the UK dry.

Our doctors, teachers, and civil servants are completely demoralised and are leaving their professions in droves.

Our young people have no hope of ever owning their own homes. Many of them have no hope at all.

Our roads and motorways have disintegrated and are like fourth-world cart tracks.

Brexit has made us an international joke. Foreigners point at us and laugh. “Ha ha, those stupid English, they actually voted to cut themselves off from one of the biggest international markets in the world. How stupid are they?” they say. And they’re right.

The country is f*cked and the government is too busy posturing and fighting amongst themselves to actually do anything about anything.

All leftie socialist LIES of course! But never mind all that.

WHAT ABOUT THAT SADIQ KHAN AND HIS ULEZ?   EH??   EH???

HOW DARE HE try and make sure that Londoners can breathe clean air and that little kids can grow up in London without contracting asthma and all sorts of other nasty health conditions? HOW DARE HE implement policies devised by his Tory predecessor as London mayor? HOW DARE HE copy clean air policies that have been adopted by other big European cities? HOW DARE HE go around being a Muslim?!!!

EVIL SOCIALIST LAB**R BASTARD!!!!

SO WHAT if London’s air is cleaner because of the ULEZ? Why should people outside London not be allowed to drive their gas-guzzling, smoke-belching clapped-out 30-year-old diesels through London if they want to? Why should those of us who live outside London care about the health of those who live and work there? Why can’t those selfish London bastards just hold their breath or wear masks or something? EH??? EH???

WE KNOW WHAT YOUR GAME IS, SADIQ KHAN!!! YOU WANT TO TURN LONDON INTO AN ISLAMIC CALIPHATE, FUNDED BY YOUR ULEZ CHARGES!!!

YOUR ULEZ CAMERAS ARE JUST ONE STEP AWAY FROM SHARIA LAW!!!

ALL PROUD ENGLISH PEOPLE SHOULD RISE UP AND DESTROY THESE EVIL MUSLIM ULEZ CAMERAS!!!  NEVER MIND THE RULE OF LAW!!! SMASH THE CAMERAS NOW!!!  NOW, I SAY!!!

I blame K*ir Starm*r and his bunch of Lab**r socialist snowflake cronies.  What are they doing about the UK’s problems, eh?  NOTHING, AS USUAL.  Just opposing everything.  Always saying “NO!!!”  HATE! HATE!! HATE!!!  BASTARDS!!!!

Deep state communist civil servants left-wing investment bankers bring back Liz wibble wibble evil BBC socialist London metropolitan elite gibber gibber STOP RINGING THOSE BELLS STOP RINGING THOSE BELLS bloody LBGT Guardian-reading tofu-eating wokerati…

There’s only one answer. ROUND THEM ALL UP AND DEPORT THEM ALL TO RWANDA that’s the only language these Islamic Jihadi fifth-columnists understand meep meep bleep whirrr I’VE GOT A MOUSE AND HE HASN’T GOT A HOUSE I DON’T KNOW WHY I CALL HIM GERALD bibble babble bobble I’M RUNNING UP THAT ROAHHHD I’M RUNNING UP THAT HEEEEL NO PRORRRBLEM ARRRRGH NOOOOOH MY GOD my brain’s exploded!!!! 

Comments: 

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Chad Grunter wrote:

Pauline is absolutely right of course. Why should hard-working English people and their businesses be forced out of London by Sadiq Khan and his attempt to set up a woke, socialist Islamic republic in London via his corrupt ULEZ scheme?

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Grey Mondeo Man wrote: 

The ULEZ is just another Tory distraction issue that is being blown-up out of all proportion in order to distract from the economic and social collapse of the UK resulting from 15 years of Tory corruption, lies and incompetence. I expect the usual rabid Tories will be on here soon saying otherwise.

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Chad Grunter replied: 

I wish someone would blow YOU up.

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David Simile the Second replied:

A typically stupid reply from a typically stupid remoaning socialist La**or-supporting woke snowflake. Like all lazy parasitic leftist scum, you are a blight on society and as such are unable to hold any sort of discussion without resorting to vile, frothing insults. Crawl away and die, you tofu-eating, Guardian-reading pillock.

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Kent’s Greatest Prick Ever wrote: 

I do not pay the ULEZ nor any parking fees within its zone, or least, as far as I know I don’t. My chauffeur drives my massive luxury Range Rover in and out of London and parks wherever I tell him to. I let my lawyers worry about the various fines or whatever that Khan’s socialist minions have the temerity to send me. Rich people like me do not have to bother about such things, and we don’t.

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Boring Welsh Tory wrote:

Particulate emissions from so-called polluting diesels are rich in vitamins and beneficial omega-3 compounds that are known to boost cardiovascular and respiratory health.
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Sadiq Khan is promoting his ULEZ as a front for his plans to turn London into an Islamic caliphate, which is itself a front for world domination by Bill Gates, George Soros and the Illuminati lizard people.
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To avoid being subsumed by the alien lizards, it is best to hide in your Mum’s attic with your head wrapped in tin-foil and until the lizards are driven away by a triumvirate of Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin and Xi JinPing, who will liberate the world from tyranny by killing everyone who believes in climate change.
Vote-Trump-To-Liberate-His-Followers-And-Enslave-Everyone-Else.com.

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Pseudocreem 2 wrote: 

Comrades, do not vote in next election because all political parties are same. If no-one vote, your Tories will boss again which good news for rich Russians hiding money in UK and dear Mr. Putin.

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