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Friday, March 1, 2024

Pauline on Politics: This week - Gaza Protestors

Prime Minister Rishi Sunak recently expressed his concerns about the increasing number of protests supporting a ceasefire in Gaza. Our political editor Pauline Popkins gives her fearless and in-depth opinion on the matter...


OK. So our economy is collapsing. “Brexit Benefits” are likely to put us all on benefits.

Our rivers are full of sewage and our water pipes have more holes in them than Kemi Badinoch’s Post Office cover-ups.

The cost of living is through the roof. Poverty, inequality and crime are rife

The NHS is collapsing. Ditto schools, roads, public transport, education, the police and judiciary systems.

Councils are going broke. Social care is non-existent.

The only banks on the High Street are food banks. You’ve never had it so bad.

All leftie socialist LIES of course! BUT NEVER MIND ALL THAT.

WHAT ABOUT THOSE MUSLIMS, EH?! EH??!!

That’s English people like me are REALLY worried about these days, aren’t we?!!!

HOW DARE THESE MUSLIMS peacefully protest about the genocidal massacre of their co-religionists, friends and relatives in Gaza? HOW DARE THEY not riot and not get arrested for violent conduct? HOW DARE THEY smile at people and politely ask them to think about their cause and maybe support it? HOW DARE THEY go around being nice and reasonable and not causing any trouble for anybody?

BLOODY SUICIDE BOMBERS AND TERRORISTS, THE LOT OF ‘EM!!!

The trouble is, they just aren’t English, are they? They don’t go down the pub, get drunk, sniff a nose-full of coke and then start fights of an evening, do they? They just won’t integrate, will they? Instead, they work hard doing all the jobs we English won’t do and go around being law-abiding and paying their taxes.

And they bring their children up to be hard-working and polite. You don’t see their kids mixing in with our English ones, hanging around at night in parks and bus shelters drinking cider, smoking weed, vandalising stuff and beating up pensioners, do you?

SMUG, SELF-RIGHTEOUS, UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS!!!!

I BET SOME OF THEM EVEN VOTE LAB**R, TOO!!!  UNDERMINING OUR PEACEFUL, DEMOCRATIC ENGLISH SOCIETY, THAT’S WHAT THEY’RE DOING!!! BASTARDS!!!! HATE!!!!! HATE!!!!!!

Wibble…wibble…evil leftie socialists…gibber gibber STOP RINGING THOSE BELLS STOP RINGING THOSE BELLS bloody LBGT Guardian-reading tofu-eating wokerati…

There’s only one answer. ROUND THEM ALL UP AND DEPORT THEM ALL TO RWANDA that’s the only language these Islamic Jihadi fifth-columnists understand LOOK THERE’S A BREXIT UNICORN A BREXIT UNICORN ALL RED WHITE AND BLUE AND SUNLIT UPLANDS FZZZZ BEEEP WIBBLE IT’S RUNNING STRAIGHT AT ME ARRRRGH ARRRRGH NOOOOOH MY GOD my brain’s exploded!!!!


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David Simile The Second wrote:

A wonderfully concise and accurate summary of the appalling state of this country, caused by the hordes of stupid remoaning socialist La**or-supporting woke snowflakes. Like all lazy parasitic leftist scum, they are a blight on society and as such are unable to hold any sort of discussion without resorting to vile, frothing insults. Crawl away and die, you tofu-eating, Guardian-reading pillocks. Keep up the good work, Pauline!

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Grey Mondeo Man wrote:

I hope your brain gets better soon, Pauline.

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David Simile the Second replied:

A typically stupid reply from a typically stupid remoaning socialist La**or-supporting woke snowflake. Like all lazy parasitic leftist scum, you are a blight on society and as such are unable to hold any sort of discussion without resorting to vile, frothing insults. Crawl away and die, you tofu-eating, Guardian-reading pillock.

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