The Co-Op bakery is at the centre of a “culture wars” storm
after it put its traditional Easter goods on sale in its Stroodchester
mini-market.
“I picked up a pack of hot cross buns and I couldn’t believe it,” said young
mum of six, Mandy Gormless, 22.
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| Bun-Loving Mum-of-six, Mandy Gormless (22) |
“First our football shirts, now this. When will this “woke” nonsense ever end?” said a distraught Ms. Gormless.
“Now I have bun-induced PTSD. I want
compensation!”
A Co-Op spokesman rolled his eyes and refused to comment.
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| MP Kylie Trollhouse: "All Lab**r's Fault" |
“I blame Midway’s Lab**r council,” said Ms. Trollhouse.
“They have obviously
spent millions of pounds of council tax-payer’s money in order to persuade the
Co-Op to disfigure our traditional English hot-cross buns with a symbol of rank
wokery. This virtue-signalling is a typical Lab**r affront to all hard-working
people living in the Midway area.”
“Vote Conservative for non-woke hot cross buns…”
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Chad Grunter wrote:
These socialist lefties are literally stuffing their woke agenda down out
throats. We should boycott all stores that sell these symbols of leftie LGBTXYZ
wokery and insist on hot cross buns with a proper red cross of St. George on
them, just like they always had until the trendy virtue-signalling libtards got
hold of them.
👍+481
Grey Mondeo Man replied:
Hot cross buns have always had a whitish cross on them. The cross is just
short-crust pastry and has never been red. It’s a symbol of the Christian
cross, not the flag of St. George. I think Tories like you are just
misrepresenting the facts and then attacking your own misrepresentations to
suit your own demented “culture wars” distraction agenda, as usual.
👎-345
David Simile the Second replied:
A typically stupid reply from Gay Mondeo Man, a typically stupid remoaning
socialist La**or-supporting woke snowflake. Like all lazy parasitic leftist
scum, he’s just a blight on society and as such is unable to hold any sort of
discussion without resorting to vile, frothing insults. Crawl away and die, you
tofu-eating, Guardian-reading pillock.
👍+234
Kent’s Greatest Prick
Ever wrote:
Anybody who buys food from such a plebeian outlet as the Co-Op deserves
everything they get. My domestic staff buy luxury bespoke buns for my own
pantry from Fortnum and Masons. I would not want to think that my food would
have been sitting on shelves in the presence of the unwashed peasantry.
👍+63
Boring Welsh Tory
wrote:
In Welsh tradition, it is hypothesised that the contemporary hot cross bun
originates from the Britpop band Blur, whose front man Damon Albarn developed a
recipe called an "Albarn Bun" and distributed the bun to the people
attending their gigs in 1992. In 1993, during the reign of Elizabeth I of
Demented-Internet-Ravings-For-The-Terminally-Credulous.co.uk.
I do not eat hot cross buns because the cross is actually a
conducting aerial for aetheric vibrations broadcast by climate change
supporters led by Bill Gates and the secret Illuminati cabal controlled by
alien lizard people.
One-Born-Every-Day.com.
👍+1
Pseudocreem 2
wrote:
Your hot cross buns are symbol of failure of your decadent democracy, comrades.
Do not vote in next general election as all parties are same. Then Tories will
boss again and dear Mr. Putin and his rich friends will all be happy as they
were when we got you idiots to vote Brexit.
👍+27