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Friday, March 15, 2024

M234 Closed Due to Incident

Unhelpful stock picture of motor closed signs

The M234, Midway's main motorway, is currently closed in both directions due to a police incident on the Midway Bridge. 

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Comments:

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Kent's Greatest Prick Ever wrote:

I do hope it isn't one of those tedious suicide jumpers. I wish they would go somewhere less inconvenient to kill themselves, they really are so selfish.

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          Grey Mondeo Man replied:

That comment shows a complete absence of humanity and is about what I expect from the readership of the MORON. There is a crisis in mental health support at the moment and uncaring comments from people like you do not help.

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David Simile the Second replied:

As usual, a typically stupid reply from the typically stupid remoaning socialist La**or-supporting woke snowflake that is Grey Mondeo Man. Like all lazy parasitic leftist scum, he is a blight on society and as such is unable to hold any sort of discussion without resorting to vile, frothing insults. Hopefully it was a Lab**r voter who decided to end their miserable woke life.

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Grey Mondeo Man wrote:

The comments on here are truly disgusting. I am appalled that the MORON would allow such evil, selfish and inhumane (this comment has been edited for reasons of brevity - Ed).
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